Petline Q&A

Question: I have thus far been too lazy and broke to get my cat fixed.  How can I tell if she is in heat?

Answer: When I want to know if my cat is in heat, I kick her gently in the stomach.  If she responds like she wants a belly rub, then she’s in heat.  If she attempts to remove my foot with her tiny little claws of death, then she is not in heat.

Tune in to Petline next time for Twist-ties, And The Cat Who Can’t Get Enough Of Them.

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